Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Canada
Job: Ubisoft 3D Animation
3D Graphic Arts & Design graduate. With experience in Programming. I work for Ubisoft. Newgrounds, Love & Hate Relationship =)
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When I was loading it up, I didn't expect much. I even named my restaurant "Shitball" (And when I read the special of the day I LOLed so hard)
The content is meant to be a purchased and sold. Like with Big Fish...or Miniclip was it? Might I suggest you lower the price of a strictly HDD direct download game to something less than 24$ <.< Not like you need to manufacture any physical materials. And the game's content is nothing special. If it were say around 15$ I'd consider buying it.
For the gamer, this is a Memory and Time Management game. Not unlike many other FREE sushi games like this. Or other games in this genre like Diner Dash.
Graphics - Pretty nice (At 24$ it better be since the idea isn't original at all)
Game Play - Addicting and progressively more challenging for casual gamers.
Audio - Fitting music, I sure hope the retail version has more than ONE song?
Content - It offers a pretty nice selection of improvements for your restaurant, and making people happy.
I rate this game a TRY IT!! At 24$ retail, it's a pass. Not original enough among the other similar titles to spend that much on something I can play in full for free...
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Love it, I actually thought you had finished with RAB series since there was such a long delay. But I was pleasantly surprised.
Same art style as always, well written and full of awesome crude/disgusting humor. And if you're patient, an interesting extra after the main content. That phone call had be laughing my ass off.
Great work :D
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Overall I didn't find a whole lot of the content to be particularly funny, save for a couple of the shorts, including a hidden one involving a certain Wolf =P Which actually surprised me since I had a look at the list of users who worked on this piece. Not your best work guys, but not bad.
This flash was put together pretty well though. Perhaps all you needed was a few additional artists or perhaps a bit more time and brainstorming to roll out something awesome.
- Wolf
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First off, let me start by saying I enjoyed your flash.
Animation wise, you need to work on your timing a bit, things progressed slower or dragged on longer than necessary to get the point across/progress the story.
That was the biggest thing I could point.
Next up, I know your materials and possibly flash experience may limit what you could do for this flash, but try to throw in a little more action or variety in the character movements and environment ;) I'm not saying go SMBZ style or anything, But simply diversify a bit and show off what you can do. Doubled up with the timing you could kick some flash behind.
The story, although traditional to SMB could of and did take a few twists. I like that :)
Keep up the good flash mate!
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I have to ask what possessed you to make a game like this, or even think of the concept. And how the hell I found this funny... I'm not big on cock-jokes.
Anyways, the game script is pretty well done. Would of been nice if you could actually lose? (Or am I just that good)... Funny story, with a funny ending. And I got #2 place on the high-scores... (ED, my own lil cock joke of the day)
7/10 because for a game, it's just so damn easy. Thanks for the good laugh though :)
Author's Response:
I just had an idea one day of a disembodied penis running around and thought it would be funny to have a go at animating. And thus the idea was born.
A lives system was discussed, I already had the graphics ready but it was decided to just go for high scores since the intention was to just make a joke game.
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I liked it, not quite as much as #2...or 1. But it had its moments! Although, this one seemed a bit more rushed, animation wise. Not all of it, but certain segments.
Pretty good effort overall :)
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I actually like RS. But, I agree with a lot of what you put up in this flash :) All you do is...collect crap. Level up, collect other crap. And the admin banning part was just hilarious. C*ckjoke or not. The voice was great XD
Author's Response:
Haha thanks.
Yea, I've played my fair share of runescape.
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You... I loathe you! You got this song stuck in my head ALL day long... Over a week after initially seeing it. So it must be good, because I never remember the lyrics to anything lol.
Awesome loop, I think this is my fave so far :)
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I'll be keeping my eye on you :) My only knit pick is the audio was a bit low, I really had to turn up my speakers just to hear it.
Good luck producing it!
Author's Response:
Thanks, I'll be keeping an eye on the audio in the future. It totally slipped past me this time!
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That was a lot of fun to watch XD Go Cpt Falcon!
That was a battletoad at the end wasn't it? Thats hilarious!
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